Definitions by HippyBS2000

French pretzel

An action of intercourse through someone’s nostril. Typically said in a sarcastic sense, can never be to sure… 👀

“I’m going to French pretzel u tn”

“If you don’t take a shower I’ll French pretzel you!”

French pretzel by HippyBS2000 October 9, 2026

French pretzel

An action you do to someone who made u angry where you have intercourse in their nostril and finish in the nostril making it stuffed! left side is a more angry way and right is a little more gay but, they both get the point across.

Grrrr… why I outta French pretzel you for taking my stash

French pretzel by HippyBS2000 October 9, 2026