High Hiter's definitions

Schtunk

When you haven't washed your ass in two weeks and stink like the city dump.

Max Trifling: "What the fuck? What's that foul ass-booty-butt Schtunk smell in the break room?"

Dingle Berry: (peeling his schtunk ass underwear off the wall): I dunno

by High Hiter September 3, 2018

The Heat

Police Officers, looking to bust a motha fucka, guilty or innocent. Also, unwanted attention from tha police.

Jim Bob: i'm fixin' to score me some Hillbilly Heroin

Jed: Don't do that! Or The Heat will bust you.

by High Hiter October 30, 2018

Deuce Bigalow

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.

Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"

by High Hiter April 19, 2018

Camel

(Noun) The name of your buddy's girl's lover when he's away, because she rides him.

Dudemar Majoris: Hey man, you know our homie Major Shart? his girl is fooling around with another dude I call Camel, instead of Sancho.

High Hiter: Why you call him Camel instead of Sancho?

Dudemar Majoris: I call him Camel because he humps twice. Sancho is a one-hit wonder.

by High Hiter August 9, 2018

D.o.x.

Shortened abbreviation for "Dead", "Over", "X"'d. used a lot in the 1980's, idiots today say "Docs" reference to personal information.

Dumas Bumgrape: Cicero stole my Nikes.

Dingus dangler: What you gon' do?

Dumas Bumgrape: im'a get my nina and D.O.X. that mofo!

by High Hiter October 30, 2018

twinkie cheeks

Slang statement for a masculine man who has extremely bald, hairless, ass cheeks.

Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!

Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.

(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).

by High Hiter June 30, 2018

Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

by High Hiter October 6, 2018