Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!
Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.
(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).
Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.
(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).
by High Hiter June 30, 2018
Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"
Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
by High Hiter October 25, 2017
A-Mark: Baby, you are the finest, purest, most real classy lady I have ever had the privilege to know.
Hee-zoooh: You're so sweet, I'll see you in a few hours, had to put in over-time. bye!
A-Mark: K
(Lady she's fooling with in background): "Bitch, you my lady, why you fooling with that bitch-ass trick, you Hee-zoooh! I'm about to call me up a hot male Stallion who's tha Schiznit! - peace!"
Hee-zoooh: You're so sweet, I'll see you in a few hours, had to put in over-time. bye!
A-Mark: K
(Lady she's fooling with in background): "Bitch, you my lady, why you fooling with that bitch-ass trick, you Hee-zoooh! I'm about to call me up a hot male Stallion who's tha Schiznit! - peace!"
by High Hiter August 09, 2018
Big Pimpin: "Yo, homie, I just dropped a deuce on the President's front lawn, he was so mad he tweeted about it and tried to blame it on immigration"
Fan: "Man, you're the Schiznit"
Big Pimpin': Yep, and the President is just shit.
Fan: "Man, you're the Schiznit"
Big Pimpin': Yep, and the President is just shit.
by High Hiter October 23, 2017
Police Officers, looking to bust a motha fucka, guilty or innocent. Also, unwanted attention from tha police.
by High Hiter October 30, 2018
(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
by High Hiter October 06, 2018
(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
by High Hiter October 06, 2018