Definitions by Hifalutin!

Jizzmatron 

Useful man-machine imported to a lucky lonely lady's boudoir. Aka a jizzdroid.

"We think we know the perfect bachelorette gift for solitary Martha," said Penelope, always down with the latest trends. "This dude is a regular jizzmatron. I've already placed the order."

"Covid layoffs left me without a job," said Howie the paralegal. "So I plundered the gig economy for work as a jizzdroid. Pretty sweet all around."

Jizzmatron by Hifalutin! January 22, 2022

Sportus interruptus 

When your mother-in-law cuts off the nailbiter game 2 minutes before the finish.

She said she recorded the game for us, but the Suns-Mavs game suffered from sportus interruptus.

The Pack went into overtime but the recording ran out, a coitus interruptus bummer!

Sportus interruptus by Hifalutin! January 20, 2022

Pretty masks make you sick! 

Caution from one citizen to another regarding the insufficient protective qualities of cloth masking.

"Pretty masks make you sick!" said Henry as his ladyfriend Wendy came around the corner, showing off her new daisy-printed hand-sewn cotton mask. "N-95s all the way, dude!"

Pretty masks make you sick! by Hifalutin! January 13, 2022