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Hi my name is Alfred 's definitions
Cantaloupe
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To not be
funny
To Be a
terrible friend
To have a no
sense of humor
Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.
Rachel
: what did one box say to
another
?
Go die
.
Tyler: cantaloupe.
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Hi my name is Alfred
June 23, 2016
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