Hi mammy's definitions

Turdpaedo

Someone who stalks on people poo

There’s this guy following me to the toilet... he must be a turdpaedo

by Hi mammy January 4, 2020

Prudge

The act of wanking while taking a shit

I had a prudge today

by Hi mammy January 1, 2020

crurb

A defective crab

Crurb?

by Hi mammy February 26, 2021

Fucktonne

A fucktonne is a lot.
One fucktonne is 2500 fuckilograms
Which is 250000 fuckgrams which is 25000000 fuckmilligrams which is 2000 fuckounces which is 3000 fuckyoutonnes which is 2500000000 fucknanograms which is 10 fuckilotonnes

A fucktonne of shit came out my arse, not my fault I’m lactose intolerant

by Hi mammy November 30, 2019

Croofing

The act of stick a horn on your head and ramming it into your girlfriend arse.

Yo bro, my gal just got a good croofing

by Hi mammy December 19, 2019