Hi mammy's definitions

Croofing

The act of stick a horn on your head and ramming it into your girlfriend arse.

Yo bro, my gal just got a good croofing

by Hi mammy December 19, 2019

Fucktonne

A fucktonne is a lot.
One fucktonne is 2500 fuckilograms
Which is 250000 fuckgrams which is 25000000 fuckmilligrams which is 2000 fuckounces which is 3000 fuckyoutonnes which is 2500000000 fucknanograms which is 10 fuckilotonnes

A fucktonne of shit came out my arse, not my fault I’m lactose intolerant

by Hi mammy November 30, 2019

Turdpaedo

Someone who stalks on people poo

There’s this guy following me to the toilet... he must be a turdpaedo

by Hi mammy January 4, 2020

Prudge

The act of wanking while taking a shit

I had a prudge today

by Hi mammy January 1, 2020

crurb

A defective crab

Crurb?

by Hi mammy February 26, 2021