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Definitions by Heywood Jablomi

Snarkoleptic 

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.
Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.

NECKFURTER 

Either a double chin or fat roll on the back of the neck (esp. when sweaty and frankfurter-like in appearance).
Did you see the neckfurters on that that trixie at Starbucks?
NECKFURTER by Heywood Jablomi February 14, 2004
refers to students in the Ebonics Language program at the University at Albany, State University of New York; also a SUNY Albany gang
"Yo son, dat boy be eYOp as all hell yo!"
EOP by Heywood Jablomi August 27, 2003