downtardistic

A completely and utter fool. A mix between down-syndrome, autism and being a retard.
Guy #1: eurrhghgh im gonna pull this fire alarm
Guy #2: Omg you're actually fucking downtardistic
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Shammgod Crossover

An experienced maneuver in Basketball when you dribble to one side of the court, but with one hand you quickly pull the ball over to the other hand. Best used when dribbling quickly.

When done right, it can just about break anyone.
Baller: Yo did you see me pull a Shammgod Crossover on that guy yesterday? I pulled it from left to right, he needed a map!
Other guy: Yeah man. You got the technique right.
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