1 definition by Hey Man Dude
Someone who bends over to tie their shoes and falls asleep. Usually because of concussion symptoms. Also used by fans in denial as an excuse for poor and/or embarrassing performances by athletes (i.e. every Pittsburgh Penguin after the 2013 NHL East Conference Finals).
Hockey Observer: "Sidney Crosby is such a teapot. He fills himself up just to poor himself out."
Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."
"That guy is such a teapot."
Hockey Expert: "In 2013, Jerome Iginla famously decided not to go to the Bruins, what a teapot decision."
"That guy is such a teapot."
by Hey Man Dude June 21, 2013