Hey Geez 's definitions

Djort

Dad Jean Shorts. The D is silent.

The equivalent to mom jeans for moms are djorts for dads.

by Hey Geez June 22, 2016

douche-a vu

a. Having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in space-time, whilst thinking you've met this person before.

b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.

Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?

Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.

Jenn: Me too!

by Hey Geez December 5, 2014