Hey Siri

Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with
User - “Hey Siri, call mom”

Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”

User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”
by Hey Alexa January 31, 2019
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Hey Alexa

Triggers a robot inside your house that is programmed to lock your doors, warm your house, translate stuff, etc
“Hey Alexa, what is hello in Spanish

“Hola”

Perfect...”
by Hey Alexa January 29, 2019
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