Herman Fowler's definitions

chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003

sprattle

Ass hairs left on the public toilet bowl seat by the previous person taking a shit.

There was no way I could take a dump in there after seeing all the sprattle.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002

log

Any convenient form of nutrition.

I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002