Herman D. Optional's definitions

Don't talk to me

What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.

Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.

Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.

by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

Chicago Cubs

Nomar Garciaparra's team.

The Chicago Cubs finally have a hard-working player who doesn't urinate on his hands.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004