Definitions by Herb N. Dictionary 2011

dark side of the moon 

A tanning bed side effect characterized by untanned spots on the ass, caused by lying in a position that causes the butt cheeks to squish together in such a way that it prevents the UV rays from tanning the entire region.

When I saw her naked for the first time I thought she had Vitiligo on her ass but it turns out it was just dark side of the moon.

dark side of the moon by Herb N. Dictionary 2011 August 28, 2011

Krussian 

A person who is half Korean and half Russian.

I finally nailed that Krussian I've been crushin' on since the 12th grade.

Krussian by Herb N. Dictionary 2011 August 23, 2011