Definitions by Henry Finch

Backwards Birthing 

Being so obsessed with a woman that you try to climb headfirst into her Virginia with your only intention of living in her womb. The phenomenon first arose after the whole TikTok Womblands saga, when people began to think it was an actual place to live.

"I love you so much baby, I want to move to your Womblands, can we try Backwards Birthing?"

Backwards Birthing by Henry Finch December 30, 2022

The Chicken 

A way to refer to the local Co-operative shop, often referred to as The Co-op

"Just nipping round The Chicken love does anyone need owt"

The Chicken by Henry Finch December 30, 2022

Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting 

Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.

"Hey do you two want to play Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting?"

"CHOCOLATE! Meat you are the winner"

Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting by Henry Finch December 30, 2022