Definitions by Henry Boggins
New Guinea Couch Elk
A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.
New Guinea Couch Elk by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
the paddington bear
When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.
Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
the paddington bear by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
Wharf Dog Macinnis
Used to describe a male that has a wharf cat fetish.
He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.
The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.
The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.
He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.
The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.
The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.
Well driving yesterday I observed a Wharf Dog Macinnis in the area of the Glace Bay Fisheries Building. He was watching the cats while beating off to the sight of them.
Wharf Dog Macinnis by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006