Definitions by Henrietta Hawkins

scottish smile 

A frown.

Derives from the cultural stereotype of a Scotsman being stern and sombre when not tanked up on whiskey.

Dave's stand-up routine drew scottish smiles from the audience and was critically panned.

scottish smile by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010

welsh joyride 

To ride a sheep around at a fast pace.

Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.

Ianto had too much to drink and went for a welsh joyride.

welsh joyride by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010