Muel

Verb: To spend years investigating something yet end up having no opinion about it.

(Note: one who muels is known as a Mueller

Attorney General: "I would like you to muel over the evidence."
Mueller: "On it.

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 24, 2019

frunk

Past participle of frank.

Friend: "Why did you tell him his girlfriend was sleeping with Sam"
You: "Honestly is the best policy. If thats a crime, lock me up, bro."
Friend: "You don't have to go out of your way, though. Seriously."
You: "He was being an arrogant asshole. I was frunk with him."

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 07, 2019