Definitions by Heh, im better than you

yeet ur box of cheese crackers day 

on December 7 yeet your box of cheese crackers.

Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers”
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”

yeet ur box of cheese crackers day by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019

Call Your Teacher "Mom" 

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!

(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

Call Your Teacher "Mom" by Heh, im better than you November 12, 2019