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B.I.L.F.

B.I.L.F. - Brown I'd Like to Fuck

Refers to females with very brown skin tones that have profound affects on the male genitalia, including but not limited to, erections, premature ejaculations, and nocturnal emissions. Often accompanied by an unexpected alishasingh.

These individuals are sometimes of Punjabi descent, but can occasionally be from Delhi, Bangalore, and Mumbai as well. They are rarely from Calcutta. Sikhs also do not typically fall into the B.I.L.F. category.

A B.I.L.F. also has the tendency to be a pathological liar.
"Poppy Harold fancies himself a certain Lac-living B.I.L.F., but the Government of Canada frowns upon such naughty boys."

"Marie was barren so she adopted a B.I.L.F."

"That B.I.L.F. won't expose the clitie even though it lied for seven years."

"bin Laden is a terrorist but his niece is a B.I.L.F. for sure."
by Heather Strobe November 3, 2007
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A perjorative for clitoris.
"Why won't Alisha show her clitie?"

"Poppy wanted to get a taste of the clitie, but the brown turned down his incestuous advances."
by Heather Strobe November 3, 2007
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