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Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.
Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

Close Ranks 

When you see a group of girls and you approach to spit game, but they ignore you or turn hostile and don't allow you to approach them.
Me to friends: Look at that group of chicks over at the bar. Let's go spit some game.

Friends to me: I wouldn't bother. They'll probably close ranks as soon as they see you walking toward them.
Close Ranks by Hearshotkid_2113 August 24, 2018

bean daddy 

The man with the sensu beans
Yajirobe: I brought these magical sensu beans that heal all wounds and replenish your stamina.

Goku: Thanks Yajirobe!

Yajirobe: Bean daddy, out.
bean daddy by Hearshotkid_2113 August 20, 2018
World's strongest bookworm.
PERFECT CELL: So, the biggest, most important fight of my life walks away, and sends in the world's strongest bookworm! Fine, Goku, I'll play along with this little joke. But I want you to know - while I'm busy pounding Gohan... I'll be thinking of you the entire time.
Gohan by Hearshotkid_2113 August 16, 2018

Memesmith 

One who is dedicated to the art of crafting memes.
He is a certified memesmith.