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albanian buttblow

When a fat chick chops off an Albanian mans blow with a box cuter, then sticks it up his ass until his tits get hard.

I saw Yolanda give Johan a monster of an albanian buttblow. Then he died. =(

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When you take hot sauce and pour it on a girls ass-hole and take a soccer ball and use it as a dildo on the girl, with hot sauce on the ball.

I gave my mom a mexican rectum last night while my dad beat it while watching me pour the hot sauce on the soccer ball.