FuckPig

A man of huge stature who stinks of double vodka and orange juice and electronic cigarette smoke, likes the words "yeah" and "oink" in between sentences, carries around a blow up pig with a human mannequin head attached. Formerly the lead singer of "Papa FuckPig & The FuckPiglets."

Wanders around bars like a lost and confused badger.

OINK YEAH!?
FUCK -

1.
to have sexual intercourse with.
2.
Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
verb (used without object)
3.
to have sexual intercourse.
4.
Slang. to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
interjection
5.
Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it. )

PIG-
1.

a young swine of either sex, especially a domestic hog, Sus scrofa, weighing less than 120 pounds (220 kg)
2.
any wild or domestic swine.
3.
the flesh of swine; pork.
4.
a person of piglike character, behavior, or habits, as one who is gluttonous, very fat, greedy, selfish, or filthy.
5.
Slang. a slatternly, sluttish woman.

- Hence - FuckPig
by HeadsTalking June 06, 2013
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