Head soccer's definitions

Bake Josco

When your weird uncle walks over with his beer belly and says bow hello, and then gets a micropenis boner

Bow wow Steve B I can't wait to put my Bake Josco in your happy place

by Head soccer November 1, 2018

zumpernugget

When u got chicken nuggets, but ur horny, so u jerk off while having a chicken nugget

Wow I'm bored, might as well use a zumpernugget

by Head soccer January 5, 2019