Definitions by Head Quarters

the lobby

noun. The place one says they are going when staying at a hotel with a lover and needing to use the restroom in a way that creates noxious fumes.

Hey baby, I'm just gonna go to the lobby and get you a cup of coffee and make a phone call.

the lobby by Head Quarters February 11, 2020

Snorecumming 

Verb. When a person is asleep and snoring and has an orgasm as witnessed and/or caused by their partner. Often denied by snorecummer, and considered a myth like the chupacabra. More predominant in men than women.

He was so exhausted that he fell asleep after making love, but that didn’t stop him from snorecumming profusely.

Snorecumming by Head Quarters February 6, 2020