Worsification

The state of suffering between two soulmates, separated by distance for a time, where each day apart feels harder than the last.
They knew they would one day be married, yet the daily worsification made it difficult to stay focused on the blissful future to come
by Head Quarters February 24, 2020
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Snorecumming

Verb. When a person is asleep and snoring and has an orgasm as witnessed and/or caused by their partner. Often denied by snorecummer, and considered a myth like the chupacabra. More predominant in men than women.
He was so exhausted that he fell asleep after making love, but that didn’t stop him from snorecumming profusely.
by Head Quarters February 07, 2020
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