Snorecumming 

Verb. When a person is asleep and snoring and has an orgasm as witnessed and/or caused by their partner. Often denied by snorecummer, and considered a myth like the chupacabra. More predominant in men than women.

He was so exhausted that he fell asleep after making love, but that didn’t stop him from snorecumming profusely.

Snorecumming by Head Quarters February 6, 2020

shortcummings 

(1) Flaws or inadequacies regarding ejaculation.
(2) Faults related to not depositing your jizz inside a woman's love-tunnel in a properly-timed or correctly-positioned manner, such as shooting your load before you get your cock all da way inside of her vagina, or being so eager and horny dat you spurt before you've even attained a full erection, and so your sperm comes out of only a "stubby" dick and thus does not reach fully to da back of her coochie da way she wants it.

Da term "shortcummings" could also refer to however many "secondary" ejaculations dat you manage to serve da lady wif subsequent to your having cum da first time; usually these "additional" outflows will be quite weak and minuscule compared to your initial release, and so they will definitely "fall short" of both parties' desires or expectations.

shortcummings by QuacksO July 3, 2023