Definitions by He who had the most fun

Shit in a Sock 

Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.

ex. He pissed me off, so I whacked him with the ole' shit in a sock.

Shit in a Sock by he who had the most fun January 25, 2009

Rock, Paper, Handjob 

Noun - Spin on traditional game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. While Paper beat rock, rock beats scissors, handjob beats my meat.

The other night, I conned this girl into a game of rock, paper, handjob. I told her, "If I win, you have to give me a handjob. If I lose, you get to beat my meat".

Rock, Paper, Handjob by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008

Thumbing the Sausage 

Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.

"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"

Thumbing the Sausage by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008