Haywood Jablome 's definitions

ePenis

The Size you wish it really were. People with low self esteem or a big ego will generaly claim a big ePenis, the only one truely worthy of such claims are the 1337 (Subliminal)

See also ePussy

Joe: Hey sue, I got a 10 inch Penis
Sue: W0W! *Closes window* My names not really sue, im bob, and I have a ePussy.

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

skanky

a real dumb and slutty/blonde bitch aka the town bicycle

Teneille is one damn skanky hoe

by haywood jablome October 26, 2004

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One usually referred to as a whore. Goes around giving BJs to anyone and everyone.

Bri Thompson, enough said.

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005