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laytheist

a layman theist, laytheist is someone who does not know much about their religion but follows it anyways.
laytheists tend to get beat in debates by other religious people or atheists. since they do not know much about their religion they usually do not really follow it well if at all.
kirk cameron is a laytheist.
by Hawn Gnarley August 3, 2014
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commercial

for the most part, a waste of time. why do we have to watch advertisements on cable/satellite t.v. when we pay for the television and the fucking services to watch programs? The damn companies are money hungry and can't be happy with the 106 dollars a month we pay them for t.v. channels.
cable and satelite providers that show commercials like direct tv and comcast, and time warner and eagle communications, and many others need to be replaced by companies that actually care about their customers.
by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014
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adolf hitler

One of the worlds biggest trolls. Probably the most mentioned imfamous person in history. No he did not kill the most people in the world, two other leaders have killed more people. He was the leader of the National socialists. (NAZI) why they have a "Z" i will never know. He burned one of his own government buildings to make his people think the communists did it. See false flag He killed himself in a bunker with his partner I believe he took a poisonous pill and shot himself in the head.
Hitler loved german shepards, wrote a book called Mein Kampf(my struggle). He was a painter, was not good at first but i think he got better over time. Hitler was born in Austria, raised by an abusive single mother. He was raised catholic and was quoted as stating he believed in god and also stated he did not like religion. Some think he was an atheist. We will never fully know.
Adolf Hitler took meth injections to try to help his brain.
by Hawn Gnarley August 14, 2014
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red

the color red is a sign of power, and it is the color that most women are attracted to.
red cars are known for having the most speeding tickets.
by Hawn Gnarley July 5, 2014
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Orajel

A medicine used over the counter to numb the mouth, so as to take away pain.
The other use, which is better, is to put it on ones genitals to make sex last a very long time. Unfortunately sensitivity is decreased so it is a double edged sword.
I put orajel on my penis and lasted 3 hours.
by Hawn Gnarley August 12, 2014
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