pork fest

like a sausage fest, but it is with all sun burned cops.

the police auction was a pork fest.

by Hawn Gnarley August 01, 2014

size princess

a size princess is the opposite of a size queen. a size princess likes very small penises.

size princesses are not very common.

by Hawn Gnarley July 05, 2014

gull shit

something that is terrible or of bad quality, also a phrase few people use, which makes it cool.

this food is gull shit.

by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

slut

A woman with the morals of a dog.

paris hilton is a slut.

by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

red

the color red is a sign of power, and it is the color that most women are attracted to.

red cars are known for having the most speeding tickets.

by Hawn Gnarley July 05, 2014