Definitions by HawaiianPunch1
Chlorinated water
Chlorinated water (chlorinated hydrogen oxide) is when you add chemicals to the water that releases chlorine and the water (hydrogen oxide) absorbs chlorine. The chlorine kills viruses and bacteria. Drinking chlorinated water is great! I like the chlorine taste! Stomach acid is dilute hydrochloric acid. So stomach acid digests food. Drinking chlorine gives the body more helpful chlorine. Water doesn't have too much chlorine or too little chlorine. They add sodium hypochlorite or calcium hypochlorite to the drinking water or sometimes other chemicals. New York water is the tastiest water. Pool water has trichloroisocyanuric acid (TCCA) which releases chlorine.
Tyler: I like drinking chlorinated water straight from the faucet and also straight from the fire hydrant in the summer. I like the chlorine taste!
Chlorinated water by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023
Dweebilly
A dweebilly is a combination of a dweeb and a hillbilly. Dweebs are dick with eyebrows. They are people who look like a walking penis because they're ugly. Hillbillies are people who live in the south with dirt roads and they make Moonshine and some Hillbillies try mountain dew, blue speed, and Modafinil. A dweebilly drives in trucks through dirt roads, drink mountain dew, try blue speed and Modafinil, look like a dick with eyebrows, and make Moonshine. Some are college educated and most are only high school educated and some only try one or two years of college. Some Dweebillies hillbilly rig stuff. Most are good at making Moonshine without methanol in it and test their Moonshine strength by shaking it and staring at it and test Moonshine for methanol by adding boric acid and burning it. If it burns green, it has methanol and not good to drink.
Daniel: I burned Moonshine and it the flame burned yellow and blue but not green. So it doesn't have methanol. I distilled it, added it to fruit punch, and threw a party and drank some fruit punch spiked with Moonshine.
Stan: You dweebilly!
Stan: You dweebilly!
Dweebilly by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023
Kraterd
Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).
Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.
Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.
Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.
*an hour later.
Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.
Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.
Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.
*an hour later.
Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023
Milking the cow
When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
Milking the cow by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023
Butane
Butane is a gas that's in your lighter. It's useful for turning on older stoves, cigarettes, weed joints, starting a fire with firewood to stay warm if you go camping or if the power goes out, turning on candles, and butane can even be used in mini-stoves. Butane is not a bastard gas, pentane is a bastard gas. Butane might not be as fancy as propane, but Hank Hill used a butane lighter to turn on his cigarettes and accidentally took a puff off of a weed joint thinking it is a self rolled cigarette. He ended up freaking out and sleeping in the bushes, LOL! Don't drive high! In another episode, he caught his son smoking a cigarette with his friend, and made him smoke an entire carton of cigarettes and he joined in the end. Then Peggy joined. Then they quit.
Properties
Chemical formula
C4H10
Molar mass
58.124 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless gas
Odor
Gasoline-like or natural gas-like
Density
2.48 kg/m3 (at 15 °C (59 °F))
Melting point
−140 to −134 °C; −220 to −209 °F; 133 to 139 K
Boiling point
−1 to 1 °C; 30 to 34 °F; 272 to 274 K
Solubility in water
61 mg/L (at 20 °C (68 °F))
Properties
Chemical formula
C4H10
Molar mass
58.124 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless gas
Odor
Gasoline-like or natural gas-like
Density
2.48 kg/m3 (at 15 °C (59 °F))
Melting point
−140 to −134 °C; −220 to −209 °F; 133 to 139 K
Boiling point
−1 to 1 °C; 30 to 34 °F; 272 to 274 K
Solubility in water
61 mg/L (at 20 °C (68 °F))
Hank: You were smoking, Bobby?
Peggy: Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema!
Bobby: I thought those were the ingredients!
Peggy: Do you want to lose a Lung 'cause a boy will take it in a second?
*Hank and Bobby in the front yard! Hank dumping a whole carton of cigarettes!
Hank: Start puffing boy 'cause we got to get through 200 of these cigarettes!
Hank: *Hanks Bobby a butane lighter
Bobby: *puffs 30 cigarettes.
*Meanwhile in Dale Gribble's house
Dale: So Joseph, I heard you smoked your first cigarette.
Joseph: Sorry Dad, I promise to never smoke again.
Dale: Woah! I want you to make an informed decision! TM. If you want you can read a bloated government report on smoking. Or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry!
Doctor: Don't smoke, people. Vape! Then quit.
Peggy: Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema!
Bobby: I thought those were the ingredients!
Peggy: Do you want to lose a Lung 'cause a boy will take it in a second?
*Hank and Bobby in the front yard! Hank dumping a whole carton of cigarettes!
Hank: Start puffing boy 'cause we got to get through 200 of these cigarettes!
Hank: *Hanks Bobby a butane lighter
Bobby: *puffs 30 cigarettes.
*Meanwhile in Dale Gribble's house
Dale: So Joseph, I heard you smoked your first cigarette.
Joseph: Sorry Dad, I promise to never smoke again.
Dale: Woah! I want you to make an informed decision! TM. If you want you can read a bloated government report on smoking. Or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry!
Doctor: Don't smoke, people. Vape! Then quit.
Butane by HawaiianPunch1 February 9, 2023
Electric stove
An electric stove is a stupid stove which make food taste like plastic! No matter how well you cook it or how seasoned it is, nothing can mask the plastic taste that electric stoves leave on food.
Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!
Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
Electric stove by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023
Gas stove
A gas stove is a stove that runs on natural gas (propane and butane) or it runs on propane. The gas has ethyl mercaptan which stinks so that you can tell when there's a gas leak. A gas stove is cool! An electric stove is stupid! Electric stoves make food taste like plastic. Gas stoves give food REAL flavor!
Tony: I just cooked rice, beans, spaghetti, and chicken on a gas stove! It's delicious and with real flavor! Not like those stupid electric stoves!
Gas stove by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023