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Nature's Ritalin is Khat. 100g of Khat contains 36mg to 100mg of Cathinone, 60 to 120mg of Cathine, and 8mg to 40mg of Norephedrine. Khat can be extracted with lemon juice and lime juice to yield Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. The active ingredient is Cathinone. It can also be extracted with 960mg of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water), and 40ml of 40% HCl (Muriatic Acid). Leave in lemon and lime juice for a few hours, then chug. Do not heat it up, or the Cathinone will decompose to far less active Cathine. Nature's Ritalin (Khat) lasts 2 to 3 hours. It helps you focus and feels like a strong energy drink, only cleaner. It's weaker than most drugs. Khat is weaker than Speed, Coke, Adderall, Ritalin, and more.
Tony: I extracted Khat using lemons and limes and waited a few hours. Then I chugged it.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.
Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 26, 2024
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Steve: I used RAD-140 stacked with Enclomiphene for a month and I'm getting gyno because of high E2 levels. Better use Nolvadex for a month as post cycle therapy.
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Get the Jackass mug.The shake and clean is when you use 0.3ml Muriatic Acid added to 5ml water for a 5.3ml solution per cotton and add an additional 15ml to 35ml to get 20.3ml to 40.3ml solution per cotton. You squeeze the cotton or cottons. Let's say you have 6 Benzedrex, then you end up with a 120ml to 240ml solution of Propylhexedrine HCl and Lavender Oil and Menthol. Then you use 15ml Pentane, Hexane, Heptane, or Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Petroleum Distillates, but the separation is dirtier than Pentane or Hexane). So 90ml of Pentane (Hexane is carcinogenic) for 240ml solution. Add them to the 20oz plastic bottle and let the Shake and Clean begin. Shake for a few minutes, set the bottle down, wait for layers to separate, then drain in a Separatory Funnel or a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut on the side and a paperclip aiming towards a cup or beaker. Then remove the paperclip or open the stopcock and drain and keep the bottom layer and discard the top layer. Clean 2 more times with 90ml of Pentane. 90ml×3=270ml Pentane. You will be left with 1,308mg of Propylhexedrine HCl solution. Add 60ml Vodka 1.2 shots (40% Ethanol), but 50ml is probably enough (1 shot).
Evaporate in a Bovado Borosilicate Glass cooking dish until the 240ml of water disappears and you're left with a viscous melty Propylhexedrine HCl. Pop it in the freezer for 10 minutes to 30 minutes, then the refrigerator for 2 to 4 hours. Then you have 1,308mg Propylhexedrine HCl crystals. Scrape, put in a little baggy, and mix 109mg to 218mg with water and drink it, or put it in a capsule and take, or sniff it with a straw. Propylhexedrine is only 1/4 the strength of Amphetamine, and only 1/8 the strength of Methamphetamine.
Steve: I did the Shake and Clean and enjoyed 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl in water solution.
Steve: I did the Shake and Clean and enjoyed 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl in water solution.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024
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Get the Vitamin Q mug.Dude: Yo, can I get a square?
Drug dealer: Sure?
*shows amphetamine and gives Dude a gram of Ethylamphetamine (made in a lab by Aluminum Galinstan reductive amination of P2P with ethylamine in ethanol water solution).
*dude pays 30 dollars.
Drug dealer: Sure?
*shows amphetamine and gives Dude a gram of Ethylamphetamine (made in a lab by Aluminum Galinstan reductive amination of P2P with ethylamine in ethanol water solution).
*dude pays 30 dollars.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022
Get the Square mug.Poor Man's X is something that is a knockoff or copy of something good, at the fraction of the price. Sometimes the quality is just as good or better, sometimes the quality is crappy or shitty.
An example of good quality Poor Man's X is buying the research chemical 4F-MPH and saying, "Ahh, stimulating Fluoritalin or Poor Man's Ritalin! Ahh, Poor Man's Cocaine". Then sniffing 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate.
Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.
An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.
Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.
An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025
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