beatenschleuben

n. A penis in faux Germanic phasing. Esp. when referring to masturbation.
"I'm gonna go play with my beatenschleuben."
by Haus MD May 29, 2009
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Legintimate

A portmanteau of the words "legit" and "intimate", indicating a both legit and intimate relationship. Usually used to describe bromances.
"Me and Jake are legintimate."
by Haus MD August 06, 2009
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