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Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.
Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)
by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023
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Cristiano Columbus

A popular modern Portuguese explorer who has discovered a lot of small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Armenia, Azerbaijan, etc and brought them into limelight.
Cristiano Columbus is the greatest explorer ever.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
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VARcelona

A trash club from Spain which plays in Spanish Farmers League. Known to have robbed many clubs in UCL, it managed to keep the authorities silent with money. Now it can't even qualify for Europa league round of 16. Identifying features - Use of VAR, statpadding, paying referees.
VARcelona is full of tap in merchants.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
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