10 definitions by Harry Maguire GOAT

Another popular modern explorer from Argentina, who like Cristiano Columbus, has explored a lot of small countries like Hong Kong, Guatemala, Haiti, Bolivia and popularised football there with his penalties (though he missed some).
Christopher Pessibus is a potential explorer who can compete with Cristiano Columbus.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
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An oil club based in Manchester, England which plays in English Premier League, and transformed it into English Farmers League. Could manage to win only 2 league titles before takeover by an Arabian who spent a lot of oil money. Can't even win UCL unless it can spend enough on referee to be favoured by VAR.
VARchester City was the worst club in Premier league till the 2000s.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
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A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.
Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)
by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023
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