Definitions by Harry Maguire GOAT
Mpaypal
A turtle from France, best known for playing in Farmers league in an attempt to become a billionaire and escape big teams in LaLiga. His fans claim the world cup in Qatar to be rigged, but they don't want to accept the fact that Mpaypal is a pen merchant.
Mpaypal by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023
Pessi
A fraud from Argentina who was exiled from his country. He lived in Spain for about 10 years before being exiled again. He now lives in France and plays in Farmers league. Also known for stealing and missing pens (penalties), he is also known for stealing Ballon d'ors and destroying potential players.
Pessi by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023
Penaldo
A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.
Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😠(finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😠(finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)
Penaldo by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023