Harry Maguire GOAT's definitions

Fraudi Oilrabia

A country which is popular in US because of its oil and in the rest of the world because of a ghost. It has the smallest football league in the world, sponsored by Penaldo, but claimed by Penaldogs to be the greatest league. Actually nothing less than Farmers league.

Penaldog in 2018: "Serie A is the best league in world"
Penaldog in 2023: "Fraudi Oilrabia league is the best league in world"

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023

Lithuaniaman

A popular footballer based in Vilnius, Lithuania. He often travels to small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Luxembourg, Armenia, etc to teach the people how to score penalties and tap ins. Some say he is the reason why football is gaining popularity in small countries.

Lithuaniaman is the best penalty taker.

by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.

Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023