Harry Hole's definitions

tool shed

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.

"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."

by Harry Hole September 23, 2012

dickpaw

Dickpaw - v. to make a half-assed attempt at fixing something (such as small kitchen appliances); everybody concerned has little faith the task will be accomplished successfully.

The toaster is broken. I can try and dickpaw at it, but I'm pretty sure it's dead.

by Harry Hole May 27, 2016