Happy hamburger 's definitions

Sloppy sizzler

Setting on a roof while getting your dick sucked. Simultaneously holding a metal rod in the air to try and get electrocuted. Ergo both parties get a little extra sizzle added.

I got a sloppy sizzler last night and my toes are still burning.

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022