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(n.) the act of masturbating not because you're sexually aroused, but because you're just so happy you have to touch yourself.
Jamie: what are your plans this afternoon?
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
by Happy Slappin May 2, 2014
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