Definitions by Hans le Noir

Mahna Mahna

A muppet song performed by the infamously hobo-esque Mahna Mahna, that has been re-created with no Snowths (those were the weird, pink, cow-like singers in the original Mahna Mahna sketch), and instead with two muppet-females with rather long hair.

What many people don't actually know is that the song is apparently taken from a Swiss porno, which leaves many to wonder, just what the heck Jim Henson was doing when he came across the song.

Basically, it's classic.

Chorus:
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus
(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)
Repeat Chorus twice

Mahna Mahna by Hans le Noir October 6, 2005

fidiot 

People that drive and don't use turn signals, tailgate, and do other rather annoying things along those lines.

People that suck at marching but act like god.

That fidiot almost made me get in an accident!

Agh! So and so made me miss my drill move! What a fidiot!

fidiot by Hans le Noir September 26, 2005

Shebeezies 

A creation of the most likely insane H&H, they started as a phrase, then morphed into coffee beans glued together with broken toothpicks as arms and legs.

Also can be used as a phrase meaning something along the lines of "holy crap."

That tard just poked me with a Shebeezie!

Holy Shebeezies! I've been had!

Shebeezies by Hans le Noir September 26, 2005

Haggios

The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!

"Oh man, those haggios taste just like the real thing!"

Haggios by Hans le Noir September 7, 2005