People that drive and don't use turn signals, tailgate, and do other rather annoying things along those lines.
People that suck at marching but act like god.
People that suck at marching but act like god.
That fidiot almost made me get in an accident!
Agh! So and so made me miss my drill move! What a fidiot!
Agh! So and so made me miss my drill move! What a fidiot!
by Hans le Noir September 26, 2005
Besides the well-known term used for the description of something that amplifies people's voices (or grunts) with the intent mainly being on annoying everyone in a 1 mile radius.
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.
You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.
I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.
There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).
"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"
by Hans le Noir December 23, 2005
noun- A somewhat familiar name for things like goblins, ghosts, ghouls, or what have you.
In "Lord of the Flies," the name represented both a tangible and mental thing or fear. Can be used to describe scary people, parents, people you don't like, or a certain band.
Also has a much nicer ring to it than "beast." Beauty and the Beastie just sounds... friendlier.
In "Lord of the Flies," the name represented both a tangible and mental thing or fear. Can be used to describe scary people, parents, people you don't like, or a certain band.
Also has a much nicer ring to it than "beast." Beauty and the Beastie just sounds... friendlier.
Jobob- "Jimmee! That dern beastie right nearly et my fingars off!"
Jimmee- "Leyt's get outta heyr then!"
Jimmee- "Leyt's get outta heyr then!"
by Hans le Noir February 03, 2006
The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!
by Hans le Noir August 16, 2005