power pee

A phrase that describes what teh leetest (not really) executives must do after their three hour power lunch. It also might describe a mathematical term, such as n to the power of pee, but that's a bit more nonsensical.

It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.
Bob just got out of his batter-powered power lunch, and really needs to take a power pee before the shit hits the fan.

Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.

nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!
by Hans le Noir January 08, 2006
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Shebeezies

A creation of the most likely insane H&H, they started as a phrase, then morphed into coffee beans glued together with broken toothpicks as arms and legs.

Also can be used as a phrase meaning something along the lines of "holy crap."
That tard just poked me with a Shebeezie!

Holy Shebeezies! I've been had!
by Hans le Noir September 26, 2005
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crapkin

1. More commonly known as toilet paper, but can also be used to describe napkins used to wipe really nasty junk off of your hands. It's also more fun to say than napkin. (try it)

2. It can also be used to describe babies... Kin, like the German "chen" is often used to indicate someone or something that is small (or in an endearing mannner), so a little crap is a crapkin. (mostly because babies poop way more than you'd expect) Their diapers can also be called crapkins.
Boy- "Dad, we need some more crapkins!"

(ex. 2)
Random mom- "Dangit John, the last thing we need is another crapkin running around here!"

(3)Diaper-changing person- "Eew, little Buddy, you go through crapkins like there's no tomorrow!"
by Hans le Noir February 04, 2006
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beastie

noun- A somewhat familiar name for things like goblins, ghosts, ghouls, or what have you.

In "Lord of the Flies," the name represented both a tangible and mental thing or fear. Can be used to describe scary people, parents, people you don't like, or a certain band.

Also has a much nicer ring to it than "beast." Beauty and the Beastie just sounds... friendlier.
Jobob- "Jimmee! That dern beastie right nearly et my fingars off!"

Jimmee- "Leyt's get outta heyr then!"
by Hans le Noir February 03, 2006
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