Handsome P. Beautiful's definitions

Network

A woman that is facially ugly, but otherwise doable. Root: University of Minnesota's Student Newspaper, The Minnesota Daily; specifically, the backpage section, "Network."

Wow, she's Network. If only she wore a mask, it would all be good.

by Handsome P. Beautiful May 13, 2003

Network Administrator

A male who hangs out with far too many facially ugly women. See also: Network.

Chase is the biggest Network Administrator I've ever met.

by Handsome P. Beautiful May 13, 2003