Definitions by Haley RYan Rocks

schmidty 

The coolest person all time! And will eventually kill me.

EH! Schmidty! will ye quit making all these wisecracks! I have asthma! you inconsiderate fool! I must depart, i have band.

schmidty by Haley RYan Rocks January 28, 2005

asthma 

A serious disease. Do to one's Bronchial Tube swelling and oxygen not being able to pass through ones system easly. Commonly found in nerds, fat kids, albinos. An asthma episode may be cured by a handy dandy lifesaver...the inhaler.

Asthma Geek: "Dude don't make me laugh, I forgot my inhaler."
Asthma Geek's mean friend: "I don't care, it's funny to watch you squirm when youre close to death."

asthma by Haley RYan Rocks January 28, 2005