3 definitions by Hairless Chipmunk

The Rob Robey

While having sex with someone the catcher of the sexual act, pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves the persons head and ass. Receiving an Abe Lincoln of ass hairs

"Dude I was doing my chick and we did the Rob Robey."

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

The BryBry

When a person takes two salty french fries and uses them to finger a woman in the vagina until she queefs and squirts.

"Dude I was doing the BryBry on my girl and it got all over my face."

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

Swan Dive

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.

"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009