Definitions by Hadvar's pimp

ultimate sperm 

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

ultimate sperm by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012

Maroon 5 

When 5 males decide to have a male orgy. When this occurs, they all expel their bowels on each other whilst cumming everywhere.

Adam Levine: GUYS! GUYS! We should have a male orgy!!!
*Orgy begins*
Adam Levine: AAAAGH! AAAAGH! *poop comes from his butt hole* after this, we should make a band! It will be called Maroon 5 because there is 5 of us, and our penises are all brown from the poop.

Maroon 5 by Hadvar's pimp December 30, 2011

Fack 

A song that will make you die inside, and cry on the outside.

I listened to fack. Then I had the sudden urge to spew fluids from all ends.
Timmy: DUDE WHATS WRONG!
Me: I listened to fack by Eminem.
Timmy: OH GOD, I AM SO SORRY! *begins to spew from all openings*

Fack by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011

sneak grinding 

When you are listening to a song and suddenly a random girl puts her hand over your mouth and rubs her body all over yours.

Taran was at his school dance.
Taran: hey this song is pretty cool.
Alex: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.

Brian was jamming out to Eminem when suddenly!
Brian: hey this song is pretty cool.
Grace: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.

sneak grinding by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011

rack jacked

When you are flirting up a shawty and then a douche bag comes up and prevents you from motor boating her rack. Also a synonym for cock blocked.

Brian was getting major pussy when Britain, a pretentious douche bag, comes right in the middle of their banging and ruins everything for everyone. Brian has officially been rack jacked.

rack jacked by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011