Definitions by HPV

Deeves 

Notoriously known for his or her ability to get shitfaced wasted after 3 wine coolers. A "Deeves" is a person who often deficates on macbooks and other apple products; A person who often get caught peeing their bed and lying about it.

"Did you see Mike last night?"
"No, why?"
"He turned into the Deeves Last night!"

"Mike owes me a new macbook, He Deeved on mine"

Deeves by HPV November 5, 2012