fangwangler

a stupid or unjust person. Similar words are, "dumbass," "idiot," "moron," etc.

George was peeing in the public fountain, and he didn't seem to know that what he was doing wasn't socially acceptable.

You: You fangwangler!

by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

Gyro

Derived from the word "Gyrosexual," meaning "lover of green penises. A gyro is someone who has a great passion for the color green.

Frank is an artist who only paints using the color green because he is a gyro.

by HORNYGREENMAN June 21, 2019

delosexual

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.

fuck you delosexual

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Bryasexual

A boy who enjoys fingering his own asshole, and sometimes his ear.

Bryant and Matthew tell their parents that they are going to hang out together, but when they are with each other, they experiment with each other. They are both Bryasexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017