Definitions by HORNYGREENMAN

dinkle dong 

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

dinkle dong by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

delosexual 

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.

fuck you delosexual

delosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

dinkle dwarf 

a man with a dwarf-like penis

1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf

2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf

dinkle dwarf by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

fangwangler 

a stupid or unjust person. Similar words are, "dumbass," "idiot," "moron," etc.

George was peeing in the public fountain, and he didn't seem to know that what he was doing wasn't socially acceptable.

You: You fangwangler!

fangwangler by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

gyrosexual 

someone who gets horny for green things

Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo

gyrosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017