HORNYGREENMAN's definitions

dinkle dong

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

butter'd up

when you fill up the butthole.

matthew butter'd up jason last night for a new video on slapdaddy.com

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

penalsexual

when you like to shove huge things up your asshole (e.g. eals) .

Bryant likes to shove soft eggs down his ass so that they will pop when they go in. He is penalsexual

by HORNYGREENMAN February 20, 2017

fangwangler

a stupid or unjust person. Similar words are, "dumbass," "idiot," "moron," etc.

George was peeing in the public fountain, and he didn't seem to know that what he was doing wasn't socially acceptable.

You: You fangwangler!

by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

Bryasexual

A boy who enjoys fingering his own asshole, and sometimes his ear.

Bryant and Matthew tell their parents that they are going to hang out together, but when they are with each other, they experiment with each other. They are both Bryasexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017