Sassette

The overlooked, second female Smurf (yes, there was more than one, fucker.).

Sassette was created by the other Smurflings (Nat, Snappy, and Slouchy) to keep them and Smurfette company. Unlike Smurfette, was much younger and a tomboy. Of course, when you and Smurfette are the only females in an predominantly all-male village, you have to stick together.
Sassette told Brainy to smurf off.
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spice girls

A popular British pop group from the late 90's that mainly had fans that were girls aged 4-12; consisted of Ginger Spice, Baby Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice, and Sporty Spice; formed in 1994 in London, and made it big in 1997 with their song, "Wannabe"; Ginger Spice left the group, and the group went nowhere. Now all have solo careers, with various success.
I'll give you everything, oh yes, I swear, just promise you'll always be there!
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Vanity Smurf

A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.

Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...
Screw Tinky-Winky! Vanity was the original girly-guy! LONG LIVE VANITY!!!!!!!!!
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Gargamel

The antagonist on the animated Hanna-Barbera series, The Smurfs. All he wanted to do was eat the blue guys and turn them into gold, but alas, he never could.

He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.

Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.
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