Guzzard's definitions

golden nipple

The big toe of a leg dripping a urinator's urine. The big toe of a leg dripping urination down one's leg resulting in the dripping effect off said person's big toe into another's mouth. The dripping of urine off one's big toe.

Pete's mom really slurped up Guzzard's golden nipple in toledo on Tuesday.

by Guzzard December 18, 2007

gussel

Is very short and likes soccer boys especially if they have black hair and is 6 foot and there name is Brandon

Gussel likes ice cream on Valentine’s Day

by Guzzard February 1, 2022