Guypunch's definitions

lighbert

A mythological creature that looks like young teenager but is a old decrepit pedophile on the inside. Wandering in the night preying children for his reasons. He slowly eats away at lives of its victims by absorbing the light from its dark void irises. Before the light in their eyes vanish, it whispers "Glory to Mein Fuhrer."

Yo that dude is so heartless, he just told that girl to go kill yourself. He's such a lighbert

by Guypunch March 5, 2025