Definitions by Guy writing the history books

mopengator 

1. A floating turd
2. A nerdy cousin

Watch out for that mopengator!!!

mopengator by Guy writing the history books July 19, 2024

Sleeps mouth open 

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)

The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

Sleeps mouth open by Guy writing the history books June 22, 2022

Sleeping w/ mouth open 

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

Sleeping w/ mouth open by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022