Gusto's definitions

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

tosspot

an alcoholic. someone who tosses pots of beer down their throat all day.

that tosspot jerry's fallen off the wagon again.

by gusto December 30, 2003

fletching

to tie a piece of bacon to a piece of string and invite your partener to swallow it. then rut them up the arse, holding onto the piece of string, at the moment of climax pull on the sring, causing your partener to gag and giving you an even tighter hole to bring you off. (probably for homo use only)

when it was my turn to dominate i gave roderick a damn good fletching.

by gusto December 30, 2003

fuck shit ass

A phrase usually stated when in anger or disbelief.

"I fucked your mom."
"Fuck shit ass!"

by Gusto June 14, 2003

Skiminigotis

The cheese found on ones choda

I had so much skiminigotis on my chode I had to get it sergically removed

by gusto August 7, 2003

hoobob

a random hobo that likes to participate in hobo stab fests
look up "hobo stab fest"

that there is a grade A hoobob, he stabs like a snoobob ah tell u hwat.
look p snoobob

by Gusto March 23, 2005

huah biff swack

the words of an angry street fighting jamaican trying to tell a heroic story of his past fights and trying to show people his punching moves
very closely related to
huah biff

and than i was like HUAH BIFF SWACK!!
U gotta learn how to fight!

by Gusto March 22, 2005