sexy doctor's appointment

a hand job given when the man is completely naked and the woman is fully clothed
I was hoping for a blow job, but I'll take a sexy doctor's appointment.
by Gus Polinski July 31, 2009
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Gentleman’s Breakfast

A purchase made before noon consisting of copious amounts of cheap alcohol and a cheap snack
A Gentleman’s Breakfast of two 40s and a bag of peanuts is a great way to start the day.
by Gus Polinski October 20, 2019
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