3 definitions by Gunnar Longshanks

1. when the water from a toilet or a urinal splashes up or out and wets your arse or shoes.

2. (metaphorical) unforeseen, unintentional, negative consequences of a person's actions.
1. John noticed a light mist on his shoes and cursed his splashback.

2. Neil realised he had incurred splashback when he recognised his girlfriend's mother as the older woman he had picked up while drunk the previous weekend.
by Gunnar Longshanks January 3, 2007
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When someone unwittingly lusts after a young boy/girl without knowing their age.

Mark stared at the girl's beautiful ass as she walked down the street, but realised he had been pedophaked when she turned around and he saw that she was only 10 years old.
by Gunnar Longshanks January 3, 2007
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The little square gap between the top of some girls' thighs.

Most girls' thighs come together in a point before the pelvic girdle, but chicks who are particularly trim will have a small, square gap between their thighs.

That is Hogan's Gap. Can be abbreviated simply to Hogan.
Simon admired the cheerleader's Hogan's Gap through her lycra hot pants.
by Gunnar Longshanks January 3, 2007
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