Gumba Gumba's definitions

barbell

A straight, W-shaped or slightly curved bar approximately between 4' and 8' in length that has cast iron or cement-filled plastic weights at either end, and used moved to increase strength in a great deal of movements. A free weight.

Bicep curls, benchpresses, militar presses, tricep curls or any other two handed movement where both arms move in the same direction.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

poetry

*rambles on about 'the system' and Shakespear*


best delivered in a well spoken, giggling voice.

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the better you feel;

so let's have beans for every meal!

----------------Part Deux

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the more you eat;

the more you sit on the toilet seat

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

time bomb

Refering to something regretful that will happen, where the only factor preventing it is time.

The stock exchange will crash again, it's a time bomb...

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

t

Quickfire for "Mr. T"

pity tha foo dat mess wit T's van!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

prison rape

When inmates are forced into sexual intercourse by more dominant inmates.

7% of inmates in US prisons claim to have been raped

4% claim to have been repeatedly raped.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

HRH

His/Her Royal Highness. Title for certain members of the British Royal Family.

The Queen wanted to reduce the number of HRH's from 39 to 12. Princess Diana was willing to abndon the title.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

rat arsed

1) To be intoxicated or piss drunk.

2) to have an anus with descending, wirey, long hair, similar to a rat. Also, often with a tail.

I got rat arsed.


You're rat arsed, and you have big teeth.

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004