When you get one over on everyone and then slap your dick across all of their faces.
Or
When you're on Guido and The Guy trying to say "Dickslap" but you slur the shit out of the phrase so it comes out half English half gibberish
Or
When you're on Guido and The Guy trying to say "Dickslap" but you slur the shit out of the phrase so it comes out half English half gibberish
John told everyone exactly what was going to happen...when it finally did happened he Dipslacked the entire house party.
Or
Mike was trying to say "Dickslap" but he sounded like he had a mouthful of marbles and said "Dipslack"
Or
Mike was trying to say "Dickslap" but he sounded like he had a mouthful of marbles and said "Dipslack"
by Guido and The Guy November 19, 2021
His ground and pound game was going really well until he received that devastating Rusty Biden. Then it was game over.
by Guido and The Guy April 06, 2019
Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
by Guido and The Guy June 29, 2023