Definitions by Guido and The Guy

Syphilupagus

An aggressive form of syphilis only contractable by having sex with Ron Jeremy or by having his sloppy seconds. This strain of the disease turns your dick into a brown hairy mess that resembles the trunk of lovable old Mr. Snuffy.

Bro...I hooked up with this porn star last night, but I think she had just done a scene with the hedgehog. Since I got home my dick looks like a mastodon trunk and smells like the yeti. I think I have Syphilupagus

Syphilupagus by Guido and The Guy June 7, 2019

Lazy Guido 

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

Lazy Guido by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019

Rusty Biden

When your engaged in a wrestling style grapple and you slip a finger into your opponents butthole.

His ground and pound game was going really well until he received that devastating Rusty Biden. Then it was game over.

Rusty Biden by Guido and The Guy April 6, 2019