The Yummy Gummy

When you stuff a 3 ft. (91.44cm) gummy worm in your partners butt hole and suck it out like you're trying to suck a a golf ball through a garden hose. Once it's completely removed, enjoy the fruits of your labor together.
The gummy worm I hoovered out of your mom's butt hole looked like an earthworm by the time it came out, so we enjoyed The Yummy Gummy with extra sauce.
by Guido and The Guy May 28, 2023
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Peenoes

Can be different depending on your gender you claim to be..
Male- can't see your penis or toes because your stomach is stick out too much.
Female- its a fine wine that I love and drink because I hate me ex's
Anything else- I need to reevaluate my life because I want to be famous and identify as whatever I want because my life sucks and I want to be different since my life has no purpose.
Man this quarantine has got me fucked up, I used to be in shape now all I have is a peenoes
by Guido and The Guy March 04, 2021
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Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.
by Guido and The Guy April 09, 2019
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